I went to my parent's house over the weekend and on the way, I stopped and grabbed my mail. Once I got to my parent's house, I started sorting through it. This is what happened next...
Me: Damn it! I've been summoned for jury duty!
Daddy: Ha ha ha ha!
Mama: But you get paid!
Me: This isn't fair. I work. I pay my taxes. I've never been to jail. I wear my seat belt! And this is how they repay me? Jury duty?
Daddy: Ha ha ha ha!
Mama: It'll be fun. And you get paid.
Me: Mama, have you ever served jury duty?
Mama: No.
Me: Then you aren't allowed to say it'd be fun.
Daddy: You'd probably have to serve on your day off and then you'd just complain.
Mama: Probably, but I think it'd be fun. Interesting.
Me: Knowing my luck, the druggie that almost pulled a gun on me when I worked the ER will be up for parole or something and all hell will break loose.
Mama: But at least you'd get paid.
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I am so jealous! I have always wanted to be summoned for jury duty. I was actually summoned in Ohio after I'd moved to Virginia, so I had to break down and get my VA drivers' license.
Seriously, though, maybe you'll get an exciting case!